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The end of the year is upon us, and yearly roundups are spreading like wildfire. After all, for Pakistan alone, this was the year of the elections, of some intense accountability and of some horrendous behaviour by politicians and celebrities alike. International news didn’t fare any better.
In a year that is certain to be remembered as a dumpster fire, the only thing that kept us going was a platform where all the dark souls on this planet gather to laugh at their misery – Twitter.
They say things get worse before they get better. Pakistanis can attest to that, for boy, have we had a year. But after what has been a tough, at times even bleak year for Pakistan,
Pakistani Twitter has perhaps never been better. If anything, we can always say we are getting better at laughing at ourselves and taking the mickey out of the bizarreness we experience here on a daily basis.
Here are just some of the best tweets from 2018 to prove that at least Pakistan’s sense of humour has not been affected by the accountability and encroachment drives.
When the PTI jokes wrote themselves
In terms of
winning the election, the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI), has had a great year. In terms of literally everything else, it has not. However, this has led to some of the best jokes on social media, so #ThankYouImranKhan.
https://twitter.com/mahwashajaz_/status/1068411319924211712
https://twitter.com/Andromeda_JY/status/1070741821503012864
https://twitter.com/JiMurshad/status/1068066141053034497
https://twitter.com/HaiderKAbbasi/status/1052909088881946624
When Aamir Liaquat made Pakistan lose its chill
On a good day, we forget
Liaquat is a Member of our National Assembly. On a bad day, he goes on to remind us he exists in the worst way possible; by ruining our safe space. Thankfully, whether Liaquat is making us cringe with his interactions with his wife, or making us cringe as he tries for a Netflix crossover, the people of Pakistan find a way to turn the cringe into a laugh (temporarily, of course).
https://twitter.com/007Hamzashahg/status/1072983473600765956
https://twitter.com/abdullahmajeed_/status/1064156174428315650
When PML-N was not spared either
Safe to say, the Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (
PML-N) has had
a year. From Nawaz Sharif and Maryam Nawaz going to jail (and then coming back) and the party losing the elections, to both Nawaz and Shehbaz Sharif ending up in jail, there were too many incidents but even more jokes.
https://twitter.com/mariamsmadness/status/984684757199007744
https://twitter.com/faisaltanoli59/status/984683387632979970
https://twitter.com/antifatwa/status/1065731523213778945
https://twitter.com/imxain/status/1015199780706963458
When Faisal Vawda’s ‘bravery’ inspired… a lot of jokes
Vawda bravely decided to arrive on the scene during the attack on the Chinese consulate, and people could not help but take note of his ‘massive’ contributions towards ensuring the safety of all Pakistanis that day.
https://twitter.com/mirzalalbaig/status/1065916487578382338
https://twitter.com/Benazir_Shah/status/1065911528090726405
https://twitter.com/ReemKhurshid/status/1065953558112149504
https://twitter.com/BilkulSahiKaha/status/1065874166962954241
When women were funny and on point
This was the year women were compared to everything under the sun, from cement to juice boxes, and we somehow found a way to laugh through the ridiculousness of it all, while also schooling sexist folks to perhaps stop objectifying us (quite literally).
https://twitter.com/sheikhimaan/status/1067085822900334593
https://twitter.com/Hafsa_Khawaja/status/1062417716080971781
When Pakistan burned and Twitter was on fire
Long story short: After protests began throughout the country following the Aasia Bibi verdict, Imran gave a
strong speech calling out the protesters and “
riyasat se mat takrana” (don’t mess with the state) became a glorified meme. No matter where you stand on the government’s action (or lack thereof), it shall be a while before we forget all the
riyasat jokes we were gifted with.
https://twitter.com/nakaamrade/status/1058422994048073728
https://twitter.com/deranged_trader/status/1058014472298582017
https://twitter.com/curljhung/status/1057964866999406592
When Pakistani cinema brought out the best in Pakistani Twitter
In what was undoubtedly a great year for
Pakistani cinema, with more films this year there were more opportunities at hand to laugh at some of the stuff we saw on screen.
https://twitter.com/Hafsa_Khawaja/status/1032720514928783366
https://twitter.com/Fay_Alif/status/1055081965446197248
When Uncle Ben posthumously broke Pakistani Twitter
The best part about the disaster that was
Ko Ko Korina? The
spat between Shireen Mazari and Momina Mustehsan, and the hilarity that followed after Mustehsan brought Uncle Ben from
Spiderman into the equation for reasons that remain as unknown to us as the reason why
Ko Ko Korina was allowed to release in the first place.
https://twitter.com/SirJohnRoe/status/1054383164926410752
https://twitter.com/Degree_Chahye/status/1053606226729357312
When Twitter returned after a voting break
Not going to work on
Election Day only meant more time for social media, and as the results started pouring in, many people relied on good old humour as a means to cope with the stress and uncertainty.
https://twitter.com/Mister_Poizon/status/1022129570210893824
https://twitter.com/hrofficial786/status/1022420949751226368
https://twitter.com/zeeshanhoti/status/1022181011021606923
When Naya Pakistan just meant more things to joke about
If we are being honest, the
Naya Pakistan rhetoric itself got old pretty quick, but the potential for jokes here really was the gift that keeps on giving.
https://twitter.com/muhammadali_174/status/1022217408738729984
https://twitter.com/chimgadar/status/1022380669228474369
When our cricket team deserved the burns
This was perhaps
not the best year for Pakistan cricket, and it definitely was not a good year to be a fan of Pakistan cricket on Twitter either!
https://twitter.com/Shumyl/status/1044899368200024065
https://twitter.com/HaayeShabbir/status/1044673755023372289
When it brought out the self-burns
The best part about Twitter is we never really need an excuse to bring out the best jokes: the ones where we target ourselves.
https://twitter.com/shahrookhh/status/1037728883695595521
https://twitter.com/ghauraghaura/status/1037753136423817216
https://twitter.com/ManhattanMango/status/1064607335509839872
https://twitter.com/BayraGarak/status/1030762134282661888
While we wait for the New Year to begin, we can perhaps find solace in the fact that come what may, at least Pakistani Twitter will continue to entertain us. This is a shoutout to all the Pakistani Twitterattis out there: thank you for making us laugh throughout this horrid year!